Friday, October 30, 2009

Surely, I can't be the only person who finds it hard to stop themselves from tackling the fatties who queue up at the salad bar at lunchtime, pretending that they are in their natural habitat? Don't you just feel like going up to them and poking them in the shoulder and saying 'Listen Chubby, you are fooling no-one!' as they debate whether they're going to allow themselves a spoonful of cottage cheese to go with their cucumber. 'Maybe, you'd like a little something with your lettuce? An ox maybe....?'
Wake up Flabbsters. We are on to you.

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